Top 10 Worst Pick-up Lines

Can anyone top these top pick-up lines?

10. I must be seeing things, or else I'm dreaming of you?
9. Hi, some call me Ray, but I'll call you sunshine.
8. It's stormy outside. How about I light your fire?
7. Let me buy you a drink and I will help you sip?
6. Call me a sherpa so I can climb your mountains.
5. I'm not so sheepish that you can't shave my wool.
4. There's no business like your business that I'd like to know?
3. You know, I say the caboose is the best looking car in your train.
2. I'd like my sausage to meet your cannoli.

and the top (or bottom) of this list is:

1. You look like an ice cream sundae that I'd like to eat.

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