What NOT to say on a first date?

OK daters, what are the top 10 things to NOT say on a first date?

1. "You want fries with that?"
2. "I borrowed my Mom's car."
3. "Can't say enough about Dungeons and Dragons."
4. "My ex, he's a former Marine, is a little possessive."
5. "Can I have gas money?"
6. "Let's go to Vegas tonight and see what happens?"
7. "I booked a room, just in case."
8. "You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend!"
9. "My stripper ex-girlfriend....."
10. "I can't have a drink as I just took a prozac."

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