Yesterday, we covered the dating types of men. Now, in the interest of equal play, it's the fairer sex's turn. Again, true life is a combination of negative and positive character traits, so mix n' match.
The worst combo? A Tie.
The Evil One/The Fighter, against The Succubis/Crier. The first will beat you up before goes demon on you. The second will drain your bank account and make you feel responsible.
1. The Wedding Planner
She's the type that measures the windows in your flat for new drapes. (if you have any?). Think a short romance, then down to business of wedding planning.
2. The Fighter
And I don't mean boxing. She's the type that is defensive, cagy, and most likely has no patience for a poor dating performance. Her way or the highway.
3. The Crier.
She's the one that will cry over innocent stuff...a slipped comment, an unknown innuendo. Overly emotional, and will cry when happy, sad, or changing a light bulb.
4. The Stripper
She the one that loves to dress provacatively, and loves to flaunt herself. The flirter. Of course, if she dresses like it's still the 80's with a body from today, it's really sad.
5. The Sad Sack
Loves to think negative. Will find a downside to everything. Overly cautious. Will suck the life out of a watermelon.
6. The Talker.
Loves the gab. Can't get enough of the gab. Verbal Diarrhea. Talks during movies. Phone bills through the roof.
7. The Succubis
Sucks you dry financially. Loves to spend your money any way she can. Gets upset when your ATM is out of cash.
8. The No Talker
Hates the gab. Can't get enough of the silence. Has no communication skills. What more can you say?
9. The Walking Freak Show
Overly anxious. Can't make a decision. When she does make a decision, she has doubts about that decision. Yes means no a second later. Up one week means down the next.
10. The Evil One.
Maniacal. The type that six weeks after you break up, she scratches your new truck. Loves to torment. Do NOT get any bunnies.
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